— Frida Kahlo (via theonlymagicleftisart)
pretty underwear and bras make u feel pretty on the inside too if u dont understand that i dont have time for u
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
If you are not cute
do not contact me
if you do not have money
do not contact me
if you are lame as hell
do not contact me
it really is THAT simple
in irish we don’t say “i love you” we say “mo bod é arm gnéasach” which means “i want to hold you until the end.” i think that’s beautiful.
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
